KrankyKong

Must be one of those super obscure meme distros.

Meth'll make you do some crazy things.

I think you just want to be offended so you can feel morally superior.

"Honey, come back to bed'

"One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form"

Invite her back to my place for some jousting.

It's by design

Something weird I've been noticing. Lately I've been unintentionally minimizing comments before I've finished reading them. Just happened with yours. It's like some subconscious part of my brain goes "booorrring!" half way through reading anything longer than two sentences and immediately goes for the next dopamine kick.

And I'm not knocking your comment. I was genuinely interested in what I was reading. It's just a little troubling. I dropped Reddit and Lemmy a while back because I felt like I was becoming addicted. I lasted a few months, but evidently I've fallen off the wagon.

In this case? Assault and battery.

Dang, I guess it is too late then. I was really hoping my call to action would come any day now.

Without cops, who would be there to give you a 200 dollar ticket for forgetting to use a turn signal?