Khazram

joined 1 year ago
[–] Khazram 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ladies and gentlemen this is why it’s so hot in Texas rn; Greg Abbott is bound and determined to turn it into hell.

[–] Khazram 1 points 1 year ago

Does it come in an extra wide size for Elon Musk sized domes?

[–] Khazram 1 points 1 year ago

I use paid time off for mine so my coworkers can’t ruin it.

[–] Khazram 2 points 1 year ago

Probably not. But it’s America where if you aren’t crushing the bottom employees then you aren’t succeeding.

[–] Khazram 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let me tell you something, folks, when it comes to reading things in my style, it’s like a natural talent. It’s TREMENDOUS, really. I’ve got this INCREDIBLE, BIGLY ability to charm people with my words, just like a used car salesman selling the best deals in town. It’s FANTASTIC! EVERYBODY wants to talk like me!

You see, I’ve got a way of speaking that’s VERY BIG-LEAGUE, that grabs your attention, and it’s VERY, VERY effective. It’s like a winning formula and EVERYBODY WANTS IT! People hear my voice, and they can’t help but be drawn in. It’s like MAGIC, folks!

It’s practice lol. I work at a Walmart in the south so somebody is always listening to him in the break room when I hurriedly past through

[–] Khazram 4 points 1 year ago

Glad I could help 🙂

[–] Khazram 1 points 1 year ago

I thought the same thing but the WefWef app lets me save my 3 Fediverse accounts and switch easily, idk if it would be same for any other apps though. This way if an instance decides to defederate I can still access their content separately.

[–] Khazram 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

[email protected] is a community that reposts noteworthy Reddit posts onto the Fediverse so you presumably wouldn’t have any issues as long you’re giving credit to the OP.

[–] Khazram 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also jabroni and occasionally the “OMG that’s disgusting, where?” line gets used.

[–] Khazram 2 points 1 year ago

I drooled a bit into my beard, thanks 🤤

[–] Khazram 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven’t used Reddit since Apollo went down, but I haven’t deleted my main account on Reddit because it’s a post about losing my dog and the comments people left really helped.

I’ve commented more on here than I did over the 10 years I used Reddit with a few different accounts. I like the Fediverse more, honestly, because I’m not drowning in a sea of voices and I’m getting similar, if not the same content. Remember Reddit was founded in 2005 and it took multiple migrations from other social media companies for it to get to where it was; we’re just getting started and it’s gonna be a good ride.

[–] Khazram 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“ 🚽📜 Declassifying Documents Like a Boss! 💪👀

Folks, let me tell you, NOBODY declassifies documents like I do. It’s INCREDIBLE, really. Some people might be satisfied with declassifying in an office or a fancy conference room, but NOT ME Oh no, I take it to the NEXT LEVEL—I do it in the bathroom! 🚽👀”

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