I recently gave up my 3% mortgage from 2013 in exchange for a 7% mortgage. It hurts, but it was worth it to get out of Florida.
In the end, my housing costs actually didn't change that much because my home insurance rates were skyrocketing.
KaiReeve
joined 2 years ago
I never called for a ban. I said maybe go out and explore the forest before climbing up the family tree. And it's my understanding that most women understand the risk of procreating after 40 and typically avoid it.
But I'm not your daddy. You don't need my approval to fuck your uncle's kids.
It's not because it's "icky", it's because if you both have the same grandma then you only have one snickerdoodle recipe for Christmas cookies, genetically speaking.
There are 8 billion people on this planet now. Surely you can find someone other than your cousin.
It really shouldn't need to be illegal, but I guess residents of the volunteer state require a little more incentive to find dates before the holidays, rather than during them.
Man, just existing on Tatooine is hard work.
-It's a desert planet run by crime lords.
-The natives carry rifles and kidnap people just to torture them to death.
-There are little goblins driving tanks around the countryside stealing anything that isn't sand.
-The sand is rough and coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.
-Krayt Dragons
Quit flying that drone over my lawn.
Goldeneye - the squeezing scene
Anaconda - regurgitated people
Congo - when they throw his brain
Mercury Rising - "Mother, Simon is home"
Peewee Herman - Large Marge
The truly harrowing experience I had as a kid was the Alien Encounter ride at Disney Orlando. I was 8 and it was a field trip so the peer pressure was high. Nightmares for weeks after that. I still remember it breathing on me in the pitch dark.
Postmodern Eclectic
Prices change while you're shopping? I foresee a lot of restocking happening if that's the case.
If my milk increases 50¢ in the time it takes me to walk it up to the register, I'm just gonna leave that f*cker in the bagging area and walk out.
"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole"
For me, the solution was drugs. Half an edible and half an hour later I'm relaxed enough to continue my day.
That's a good point, but I'm definitely paying more taxes now than I was before. My new state has income tax and tangible property (vehicle) tax that Florida didn't have. I looked up tax distribution for my county and the majority goes into education, so I can't complain too much.