JesusLikesYourButt

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[–] JesusLikesYourButt 9 points 1 year ago

The Shining's opening theme was based on a medieval Christian hymn, day of wrath or Dies Irae. I love deep vocals and latin lyrics, it's so soothing.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a vague recollection of an FEMA alert being sent out while 45 was still president.

Some reddit communities thought 45 would use it like social media lol. Lots of great fake alerts. Good times.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 11 points 1 year ago (17 children)

You overestimate your impact on the world and the people in it, my dear. Hope you feel better.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 18 points 1 year ago (32 children)

It sounds like you're doing the right thing by leaving people alone and not bothering them with your company! Good for the people around you!

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I take issue with describing Josephus as a part of the 'losing' side. Josephus had defected and was working as an interpretor for Titus while Titus was conducting the seige on Jerusalem in 70 AD. He took on the Roman emperor's family name, Flavius. He firmly sits on the 'winning' side, with the Romans.

Plus later on Christian's were the ones copying his books, not Jews, since he was viewed as a turncoat by his own people. So his books were preserved by the 'winning' side as well.

Not saying he should be completely disregarded or written off as a historian, just that he wasn't part of any 'losing' side of history.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 3 points 1 year ago

I think not having it recorded in any way is worse. At least if something is recorded you can examine and study and compare the accounts to get an inkling of what may have actually happened or see where the truth has been stretched.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't Target and Walmart disappearing just open the market for a locally owned small business, or maybe even multiple, to take their place?

Doesn't need to be a corporation that fills that niche.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 2 points 1 year ago

Why not just lobby or advocate or vote for funding of the postal service we have had for a while now...

Amazon hasn't been around forever.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm just saying your comment doesn't make sense. You are saying that a parent blesses a child by giving them, or bringing them into, a worthless streak of existence that should not be considered special or precious.

How is that a blessing? That sucks. ~~Your parents suck donkey dick.~~ Parents that teach their children that kind of thing suck donkey dick.

Edit: expanded the amount of suck in the world.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Life on this rock isn't precious. It's not special. And if you do dumb things that put that little worthless streak of existence your parents blessed you with at risk, that's not my problem and it's not my fault if you don't protect it.

What? How is being born a blessing if being alive is worthless and not worth viewing as precious? You just are, you aren't blessed/gifted with existence.

[–] JesusLikesYourButt 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think the New Testament is mostly garbage that is filled with stories/ideas that are very much up to personal Interpretation, exactly how I view the other Abrahamic faiths. Each of the Gospels has their own interpretation of Jesus and their own agenda to push.

Jesus absolutely never ever refuted or went against the Torah in the Gospels. People accused him of it, but that's only their interpretation of the law that he broke, not his own. He just didn't want people to be burdened needlessly by the law, that's all. Jewish sects of the time were fighting over semantics and interpretation of the Torah.

They fought about things like, what constituted working on the Sabbath? Could you go into your farm and pick some fruit on the Sabbath, or would that be a form of work. Some Jews would say 'fuck yes that's work bitch'. Jesus thought that YHWY created the sabbath to help and benefit humankind, and that it was silly to look at such small details while bigger details, like human suffering, went ignored.

Same as Christian sects do today, over the same kind of bullshit too.

I don't believe in anything supernatural at all. I think Jesus of nazareth was a nutter who thought his God was going to swoop in and make him king and get rid of the Roman's oppressing his homeland and people, but got executed as an enemy of the state. He also had some tasty views on rich people, so overall cool dude in my book. Fuck the Roman's.

Christianity started out as a Jewish sect by the way. Christianity became anti-jewish over time because they couldn't convince Jews that Jesus was the Messiah. Probably because the Jewish Messiah was supposed to be a grand warrior figure that was going to overthrow the Roman's and Jesus was executed by the Roman's in one of the most dehumanizing and humiliating ways they had. Its why gentiles were easier to convert than Jews, they didn't have explain that away.

You should read up on the historical Jesus, Bart Ehrman is my absolute favorite author on the New Testament and the Historical Jesus. Israel Finklestein has a delightful book on the historical side of the Hebrew Bible, I think the Great Courses Plus has a lecture series on that as well.

Here's a YouTube Playlist from Bart Ehrmans lecture series on the historical Jesus, it is missing the best episodes sadly, but still great. People can get the full thing on audible, it's so worth it.

Edit: I miss r/askbiblescholars so bad 😫 I miss you RIF

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