JackiesFridge

joined 1 year ago
[–] JackiesFridge 22 points 3 months ago

That would mean speaking a language he understands. Being civil and taking the high road allows him to bulldoze right in. Visibly dismissing him as any kind of serious contender removes his fangs.

[–] JackiesFridge 37 points 3 months ago (9 children)

She should just be unfailingly chipper, start calling him "old man" all the time, and framing everything around his insecurities.

"How they danglin' Old Man?" "Let the women speak, Gramps." "This country's too big for those tiny hands, Old Man." "Step aside and go yell at a cloud." "Shouldn't you be lying about your golf scores somewhere?"

That's always his plan of attack, so you KNOW it works on him. Mockery and dismissal will have him weeping with frustrated confusion. We've already seen the best he's got is "No, YOU are."

[–] JackiesFridge 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] JackiesFridge 3 points 3 months ago

I have random stupid hangups and for who knows why profanity is one of them. I'm fine with it. I barely notice when others use it. But I just can't. It doesn't sound right in my context or in my voice.

Of course I hate my own voice with a fiery passion, but that's another hangup.

[–] JackiesFridge 8 points 3 months ago

It's been around for a while. Over a decade ago Target ran a cheeky back to school advert featuring a slow pan across school cubbies with lunch pails all labelled with variant spellings of "Braiden". I thought it was hilarious.

[–] JackiesFridge 2 points 3 months ago

Little Kitty Big City. It's cute & charming, a little glitchy here and there, and makes me smile. I'm not trying to speed run the thing, just collecting hats and trying to hit all the goals.

[–] JackiesFridge 37 points 3 months ago

Respond to nothing. Block everything.

[–] JackiesFridge 5 points 3 months ago

Same, but I always read it in Nandor's voice from What We Do in the Shadows

[–] JackiesFridge 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's a short series (six episodes so far) but with two more in production: The Devil's Hour.

Go in blind, don't spoil it for yourself.

If you like a series that gives you all the clues but none of them fall together until the last episode, this one is dark, brain-bendy supernatural mystery with an excellent cast.

[–] JackiesFridge 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah he tried getting into business but when that didn't work out he started yelling at clouds.

[–] JackiesFridge 48 points 3 months ago (10 children)

The Former Guy. He was in Home Alone, starred in some reality show and sold steaks for a while.

[–] JackiesFridge 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I literally saw that screenshot & thought this was the most flattering photo I've ever seen of her.

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