ItsABarmcake

joined 1 year ago
[–] ItsABarmcake 7 points 1 year ago

If you want to reward me with chocolate buttons I'll gladly accept

[–] ItsABarmcake 48 points 1 year ago

Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.

It's almost like our politicians saw China's social credit score and thought it was a great idea...

[–] ItsABarmcake 4 points 1 year ago

Sent this to my wife All I got was an "awwh cute"

[–] ItsABarmcake 2 points 1 year ago
[–] ItsABarmcake 5 points 1 year ago

A measuring dick*

[–] ItsABarmcake 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] ItsABarmcake 4 points 1 year ago

Interesting, I had no idea this was a thing!

But thinking about it, kinda makes sense for the shops to install them. For their benefit...not ours

[–] ItsABarmcake 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why not to have Bluetooth access?

[–] ItsABarmcake 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] ItsABarmcake 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, I see you know your way around a calculator

[–] ItsABarmcake 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And brutally honest is "I don't like red carpet" while kicking your grandma?

[–] ItsABarmcake 4 points 1 year ago

I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch

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