You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bunch of balloons with the money we’ve got
Tie them on to our little dog Bart
So he can compete in Mario Kart
Hobbes_Dent
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They all abide too.
Oh wow. Sorry, Hoyle.
In retrospect I've thought numerous times about Leisure Suit Larry, Police Quest, and King's Quest (this was the order played from a young age for me) as being foundational for me. But so was Hoyle's Book of Games, as much so.
You know when you go to a movie and it looks amazing but turns out to be just the same fucking trope of a shitty guy with a sack of money belonging to an actual real bad guy and instead of just delivering it, the shitty guy blew it?
Now you gotta sit through two hours of him verbally fellating the guy then getting actually scared? That one?
Anyone else hate that trope?
Holy fuck wow. Flat out on letterhead.
Fuck all Republicans.
Gaza hostages said fast in an accent to me would easily come out sounding like sausages. “Oy, you ‘eard abou’ those Gaza ‘osages today mate?”
This is just based on the headline because I’ve yet to dig in and see why this is even being reported and to who’s motives.
Edit: oh yeah no. I stand by the accent thing, but he said sausages.
“I call again for an immediate cease-fire in Gaza. The return of the sausages. The hostages. And a re-commitment to the two-state solution, a recognized Palestinian state alongside a safe and secure Israel.”
The German crosses. Someone is probably still patting themselves on the back for such genius.
And people still think they should be in charge of the pointy ends aimed outwards and at citizens and can be trusted to get it right.
Jump out of bed red alert ringin’
Replicate a cup of ambition
“AND flight.”
- Geese
‘Well, of course, if we have a free, fair and safe election, we’re going to follow the Constitution,’ Johnson replied.
As he lists the things they actively work against.
Also Oxford comma.
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Dangerous ignoramus claims nation should capitulate to foreign invaders in the media and then humblebrags gritted-teeth diplomacy for which he doesn’t even deserve.