Hextic

Every single time: blah blah they should arrest Clinton

Me: yes.

Them: 😲

Their brains literally cannot process that.

All the wokies are woking it up causes it to get hotter

AI will start accidentally creating new slang which the young generation will start incorporating ironically until it sticks to the point us old heads will start saying it unironically (like how my 40 year old ass been saying 'yeet' lately) and then boom, it's part of the normal language.

He sounds like your racist uncle that consumes nothing but Fox and Facebook. The second he started talking shit about Mexicans it was all over.

So for many people he's just like ME frfr despite actually not.

Also it keeps the "libs" in small contained areas in states that were gonna vote blue regardless.

Imagine if all work was remote and we all moved to rural? All that gerrymandering means shit if the libs start buying farm houses everywhere.

Mmmm. Mahogany.

take 100 Sonic damage

It's "mystery" "meat".

Also "organic"

I bought a decent dock for it so it kinda spends more time plugged into TV than not but yeah had one for about 6 months still use it.

I blame the popularity of Drizzt.

I commit slow seppuku by eating a footlong Meatball sub every day.

"we don't need to throw the FAKE ring into the fire! We can just eat lembas bread! That one guy ate some and didn't get killed by an Orc I don't care what Woke Rivendell says!"