Heisme

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[–] Heisme 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

[–] Heisme 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

[–] Heisme 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you, loving the app btw.

[–] Heisme 8 points 1 year ago

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

[–] Heisme 1 points 1 year ago

I do not use 2FA, although I know I should.

 

Instance upgraded to Lemmy .19 Beta and now login through Avelon is broken.

[–] Heisme 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo's legal actions a "maneuver to clear a path" for its own competing smartwatch.”

[–] Heisme 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did anyone ever actually expect Suge Knight, a true believer in things should be handled “in house”, to testify?

[–] Heisme 1 points 1 year ago

I was under the impression the writer/director, Troy Duffy, pissed off Miramax, Harvey Weinstein, and Harvey had the film blackballed from theatrical release. Then upon finding a studio to finance the film, didn’t read the fine print that said his monetary cut comes only from theatrical profits, of which they were none and the studio gets 100% of the gross sales income of VHS/DVD sales of which there were 50 million.

[–] Heisme 37 points 1 year ago

She changed the minute she was sworn into the Senate. And by changed I mean showed her true self. She was never anything other than a corporate plant meant to slow or stop progressive legislation.

[–] Heisme 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In an insane world it’s the sane that seem insane. This is the most logical solution to all of McCarthy’s problems but it will seem so crazy to him that he won’t go for it. Battle seat Republicans are already talking about working with Democrats to solve this problem. All of this use to be a nonissue because surprise surprise people in a long far away time once voted over party lines to get shit done, just as you said.

[–] Heisme 9 points 1 year ago

Everything looks bigger with baby hands.

[–] Heisme 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

M. I. N. N. E. S. O. T. A. Minnesota. Minnesota. Yeaaaaaah Gophers!!!

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