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Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers::Smart rings on fingers, smart bracelets on ankles, and smart lanyards around necks — far beyond the Apple Watch and AirPods, Apple has wide-ranging plans for a new wearable.

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[–] anon_8675309 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is how you’ll open and start the Apple car.

[–] Heisme 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Siri doesn't work so you have to put your dick in the ignition

[–] Heisme 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Car thieves use dildos to hotwire their targets

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