HairyHarry

Ich hätte nicht gedacht, dass sowas möglich ist.

Das Panschen oder die DNA-Untersuchung?

Gingerbread man, gingerbread man

Doing the things a gingerbread can

What's he like, it's not important

Gingerbread man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater, does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows gingerbread man

Der ~~König~~ Diktator ist tot, es lebe der ~~König~~ Diktator.

In this case the other letters are probably the same color,

Ding Ding Ding

I guess this is not really that much of a coincident and bet the other letters are in another colour already and just that broke.

S

United States of (christian) Taliban

Dann füttere das Tier bitte nicht.

Du bist dir sicher, dass das Tier keinen Halter hat?

Nightcafe, Model: Flux Pro v1.1

Prompt: a fork in the road

This joke is about, how dog owners don't speak out trigger words, when talking to other humans, to not over agitate their dog.

Mary: "Hey Sam, how about we go take a ..."

Sam: "Pssshhht, don't say it!"

Mary: "Ah ok. I meant we take a W. A. L. K. later on"

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