Gingerlegs

Hey fuck face, you serve the public. Not the Republikan Party. You chose your profession, grow the fuck up.

Yes, they are.

Remember when you cried, as a baby, because you had to share some stupid shit? This is billionaires crying

I hate to be the guy to tell you, man. But, they’ve been doing this shit for like, 30 years man.

Imagine the sleepy time in awwfice

Big promises! Wait, wait I may be changing my vo… nope

When I went to elementary school, this shit would have made you THE coolest motherfucker in the entire school.

Incredible

Says descendant of monkey

Lock. Him. Up.

My god, a woman voting how they wish. What year is it!? /s

This makes me happy but doesn’t change the fact that I’ll be voting next week no matter what.