You could make another list just like this that starts with Trump would never win the nomination and ends with Trump couldn't get elected from prison and it would basically look the same
Garbanzo
Motherfucker acting like the price increases are modest while charging 3.29 for a fucking Hash Brown. I get it, your customers eat McDonald's so it's easy to assume they're stupid, but you can be pretty fucking stupid and still realize that the total price of your meal is ridiculous.
I switched my registration in the last primary so I could vote against Trump. I think it's pretty ridiculous how much people will bitch about the Republican party and rising fascism when we could just take over the party and send the assholes packing.
She got more votes than Trump. She lost because she didn't get the votes where she needed them to win. Sure seems to me like a strategic failure rather than sexism. Call me a chauvinist if you want, but she should shut the fuck up.
Vincent Wasney was told that after having three seizures aboard the Independence of the Seas liner and receiving a blood test and medication, he owed more than $2,500, which had to be paid before he could disembark.
There's all kinds of what the fuck in this story, but this is the part that really gets me. How can they hold a person hostage like that? How does the cruise line management sleep at night knowing Florida man might be out there looking for revenge?
I'd comply and remove that info from the signature. I'd just start every email with:
Hello,
Thanks for reading my email. In case we're not already familiar, my pronouns are he/him and I'm affiliated with...
It was not his fault for pulling the trigger
Yeah it was. He says he didn't pull it, but there was nothing wrong with the gun that would cause it to go off any other way. He was pointing it at people. He pointed a real gun at people and he pulled the trigger. Him being told the gun wasn't loaded is irrelevant. There are several levels of negligence at play and there's no excuse for any of it.
That's a coyote
Someone driving at an unsafe speed? How about some distractions, that should work out great!
Saw the smoke, heard the poppin', it was just a series that sounded like somebody had an automatic gun
Those are already illegal, but surely more laws will help
Me at my first rodeo:
Roping cows is OK, but it would be a lot cooler to wrestle them.
The people who brought me to the rodeo:
That's the next event.