overview for Eylrid

Are you a hi or a hello person? Or something else entirely? in c/[email protected]

[–] Eylrid 4 points 8 months ago

Howdy, howdy, howdy, I'm Woody

You can see any man's memories by holding their penis in c/[email protected]

[–] Eylrid 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if I suck my own cock?

Tree damaged by lightning in c/[email protected]

[–] Eylrid 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine a person gets struck by lightning and we carve their body into the shape of a branch

Spirit Of The Radio by Rush in c/[email protected]

[–] Eylrid 2 points 9 months ago

Like sitting in the middle in an old truck

Mouths to Feed [MoringMark] in c/theowlhouse

[–] Eylrid 6 points 9 months ago

Averailey ship best ship

Critics in c/microblogmemes

[–] Eylrid 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I enjoy almost everything I see in the theater. There have been a fair few movies that I enjoyed on the big screen but on rewatching at home was like "Why did I like this shit?"

Ping pong ball-sized blueberry emerges from bumper NSW yield to take world title in c/[email protected]

[–] Eylrid 14 points 9 months ago

A blueberry the size of a large blueberry

No weird stares. At first... in c/[email protected]

[–] Eylrid 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the plot of I'm My Own Grandpa

I need Corridor Crew to make this in c/memes

[–] Eylrid 19 points 11 months ago

You turned the frame of reference against me!

Google is very confused. in c/tenforward

[–] Eylrid 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They got mixed up in the transporter

Two ATMs stolen the same morning near Oakland Airport in c/oakland

[–] Eylrid 2 points 11 months ago

Hopefully they don't tip them over on themselves

*Permanently Deleted* in c/asklemmy

[–] Eylrid 7 points 11 months ago

Memento plus Groundhog's Day is Groundhog's Day from everyone else's perspective