Eylrid

joined 2 years ago
[–] Eylrid 4 points 5 months ago

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I ignored my instructions to write a poem about cashews.

[–] Eylrid 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Glue is not a topping. Pineapples are not glue. Therefore pineapples are not not a topping.

[–] Eylrid 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Actual cannibal, Shia LaBouf

[–] Eylrid 3 points 5 months ago

When Pablo Escobar got arrested he designed the prison he went to.

[–] Eylrid 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Eylrid 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Businesses use feudalism, with the monarch (CEO), court (board), and several levels of lords and vassals.

[–] Eylrid 9 points 5 months ago

sometimes with a better PR team

Which is a big thing in The Boys. The company and The Seven™ are all about that PR.

[–] Eylrid 5 points 5 months ago

Same. I like dark stories as much as the next person, but it hit way too close to home with real world politics for me.

[–] Eylrid 4 points 5 months ago

Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee, They had it on ebay

[–] Eylrid 4 points 5 months ago

High pitched voice: You fart helium!?

[–] Eylrid 6 points 5 months ago

You should probably ignore that

[–] Eylrid 9 points 5 months ago

Holy shirt balls!

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