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::: spoiler Slightly nsfw joke about "fucking military vehicles"

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Got u boo

No, THIS is a joke about fucking military vehicles

The hell kinda autofellatio is this. "Excellent service"? The only Excellent Service ISPs provide is to each other by allowing non-compete fiefdoms to continue

So many days I open Lemmy to post and realize the only place it would be appropriate is antique memes. I just close it and think "maybe tomorrow".

Good thing so many users post entertaining things in the meantime

Id say if they were in NYC or near the Pentagon they'd be paranoid to think it was more "games"

Thanks Biden for making things less expensive. "I did that!" Sticker here

Shame "the eggs" were too expensive and I won't be able to host it next year

As the main supporters of "don't pay people when you don't have to! That's Capitalism!" Using AI to fake gaetz would be the most appropriate action.

Owl House was a show on Disney during the pandemic (2020-2023) It has a character named Lilith, who's nickname is Lulu. It just lined up really well lol

I'd prefer Lilith lol, need a cat that wants to be carried around.

Is that an Owl House reference?

Either way, they're very sweet looking. Even posing for a photo despite "not getting along"

Is the bottom one not what we've all been doing for the past 10 years? If you haven't worked more than 5 or so places it should also look like that right?

Also fuck cover letters. Never making one, I don't care who they send

This enemy of my enemy is not my friend, the moment is merely a temporary truce for the greater good.