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Ersatz86
joined 2 years ago
Holy shitsnacks! You are unfortunately correct. I was not bludgeoned by the purple sledgehammer the first visit.
Here, try this alternative, now with less retina syphilis (they still ask for email tho) :
https://qz.com/2185771/find-the-closest-unionized-starbucks-to-you-with-this-map
Please limit this persons www exposure
Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired
Looking forward to my next traffic stop so I can mention that crossing guards have a more dangerous job than cops 🫡
Just sent this to my daughter, she said she feels bad for his kids. I told her I feel worse after learning that he named them Sam and Ella.
You are going to let some nobody at the mall put a piece of steel through your unblemished, perfect skin in its most sensitive bits?
That sounds like punishment. If a judge told you that was your penalty for a crime, it would be considered cruel and unusual.
Please reconsider. And question the intentions of anyone telling you that’s a good idea.
Lil jowly too, from booze-induced puffiness.
Apparently real men ride the clutch and feather the brakes whilst escaping from an explosion they are otherwise ignoring.
My man looks like he could target some Cool Ranch Doritos with some onion dip.