DrSleepless

joined 1 year ago
[–] DrSleepless 8 points 10 hours ago

Looks like a phone, nothing striking about it

[–] DrSleepless 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More of a rock hammer than a regular hammer

[–] DrSleepless 52 points 2 days ago

He’s right about sleepwalking into oblivion

[–] DrSleepless 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Next we put the plastic directly in the Pepsi, Timmy, and you drink it all up like a good boy.

[–] DrSleepless 6 points 3 days ago

Because Trump won

[–] DrSleepless 5 points 3 days ago
[–] DrSleepless 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He never pulls out. Ask Trump.

[–] DrSleepless 5 points 3 days ago

Russian officials? Fuck those guys

[–] DrSleepless 4 points 4 days ago

An egg? In these trying times? Thank you!

[–] DrSleepless 9 points 4 days ago

Old outta shape boxer can’t beat a young guy and Rogan is surprised?

[–] DrSleepless 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yep I saw a movie called Spider-Man where a guy climbed all over the wall

[–] DrSleepless 1 points 4 days ago
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Oh my my (self.196)
 

Oh hell yes

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submitted 10 months ago by DrSleepless to c/jokes
 

Does that make me ricist?

 

This is where I'm at right now. Probably a 9, sitting here a 52 year old white man thinking he's adorable. Did you just throw up in your mouth a lik bit?

 
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