overview for Dolphinfreetuna

What is a discreet way of waking myself? in c/nostupidquestions

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I don't know if this will work for you. Every night I close my eyes and picture a clock with the time I want to wake. Then I tell myself the time I want to wake up.

What if life is a roguelike game ? in c/showerthoughts

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 3 points 9 months ago

Truck-kun strikes again

Rule: Poverty eating with amazon in c/[email protected]

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can drink a glass full of uncooked rice and tap water to save on cooking cost.

Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... in c/showerthoughts

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 1 points 9 months ago

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🪨🍆🍌

Let's throw back to the 80s. in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 2 points 9 months ago

He's hot!

Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... in c/showerthoughts

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I want to send a string of emojis so offensive, it chases all the Puritans off of Plymouth Rock

When you want an APC, but you're on a budget in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's how they aim

Nearly 1 in 4 Americans with debt are putting less money toward credit card payments: 'People are really struggling' in c/aboringdystopia

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 4 points 9 months ago

Isn't that man holding a driver's license?

New Zealand opens first 'kiwi hospital' for injured birds in c/upliftingnews

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 1 points 9 months ago

Wow! Those claws

The Good Liars on Instagram: "Talked to people who think the Bible should be taught in schools. They also think the Bible should be banned from schools." in c/atheism

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 1 points 10 months ago

The origin of the Ammonites is my favorite smut. Aka, Lot and the daughters. Incest? More like in-Best

Competition Rule in c/[email protected]

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 1 points 10 months ago

And I'll supervise

Spooky in c/[email protected]

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 8 points 10 months ago

That's why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end