Maybe me?
Dolphinfreetuna
joined 1 year ago
I blame sexy koalas!
Please tell this to my dead car battery. It was killed by the tiny dome light last night, because I forgot to turn it off.
Imagine getting a verbose email like that
One in each of the three mouths, one in each hand, one in the rear, and one between feet... so seven??
With my luck, mine would probably be a just as attractive and just as useful as a pinky toe
He has two baby horns doing the best they can
I'm not. And don't call me Shirley.
This article is a poorly written ad for a book.
You sank my battleship!