Dolphinfreetuna

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dolphinfreetuna 5 points 8 months ago

You sank my battleship!

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 2 points 9 months ago
[–] Dolphinfreetuna 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dolphinfreetuna 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I blame sexy koalas!

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please tell this to my dead car battery. It was killed by the tiny dome light last night, because I forgot to turn it off.

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] Dolphinfreetuna 6 points 9 months ago

Imagine getting a verbose email like that

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One in each of the three mouths, one in each hand, one in the rear, and one between feet... so seven??

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 1 points 9 months ago

With my luck, mine would probably be a just as attractive and just as useful as a pinky toe

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 5 points 9 months ago

He has two baby horns doing the best they can

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 4 points 9 months ago

I'm not. And don't call me Shirley.

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 3 points 9 months ago

This article is a poorly written ad for a book.

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