DirkMcCallahan

joined 1 year ago
[–] DirkMcCallahan 9 points 1 month ago

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

"I don't know, can you?"

"Yes, I physically can, but if you don't give me permission, I CANNOT use the bathroom without repercussions."

Fuck, the memories that this brings back have triggered me, lol.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 196 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Thank goodness for Linux.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New from J.D. Vance: Hillbilly firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel like I've seen this headline (and slight variants) multiple times in the past few weeks. It's almost a Gish Gallop statement, because where do you begin?

It implies that he had a grip 4/8 years ago.

It implies that he ever had a grip.

It implies that his public statements are weirder now than before, when they've always been bizarre.

It implies that Donald Trump's policy positions are peculiar to him, when really he's basically reflecting what Republicans have been trying to push on us for decades.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if we switch to single-payer healthcare, then what will become of the totally necessary insurance company middlemen?

[–] DirkMcCallahan 83 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Wait until they hear about cell phones.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 83 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Philosophy students: Turn up with the textbook along with all of their notes, and write a dissertation on why it all qualified as "one-sided."

[–] DirkMcCallahan 200 points 1 month ago

Conservatives did this. Trump was the tool they used, but this would have happened under Jeb! or any other Republican president as well.

Don't let the rest of the party off the hook. They all own this.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 2 points 1 month ago

Trash begets trash.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"FAKE NEWS"

  • The right-wing, probably
[–] DirkMcCallahan 8 points 1 month ago

This can't possibly go wrong!

[–] DirkMcCallahan 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Joy Division. It took several years of being a New Order fanboy before I revisited the earlier band and realized its genius.

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