DekesEnormous

With more articles like this I'm going to start taking what the Onion publishes more seriously.

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Ah the ol’ pump-and-dump-a-roo

Are we going to pretend they're not just going to jump to the latter without feigning an attempt to do the prior?

Right, there's no way they would do something super unethical and try to apply their words differently to a sitting president above reproach in comparison to the convicted felon running for office.

RIGHT?!?!

So they’ve been removed from their positions and are under investigation for conspiracy to commit treason. Right?

What are these "social programs" you speak of?

That’s a very light sentence for treason.

Yo mama so fat and nasty, they film casting couch videos on top of her.

Yo mama so fat, yo daddy checks her for change.

I think you meant shnippet