There's at least one instance on futurama where a space ship is flown through a drive-through that's just out in the vacuum of space
Dabundis
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This would go crazy as an album cover
You couldn't "restore" something to a state it's never been in. Cutting off the legs and then casting regenerate would "regenerate" the lost pair of paralyzed legs.
Even with regenerate, what exactly are you regenerating? If the necessary neural pathways for the legs to work never developed in the first place, they couldn't be "regenerated". If this was your goal I think you might need to true polymorph a guy into "the same guy but his legs work"
Alright, you cast heal wounds. Any wounds on the legs are healed. You are now aware that paralysis from birth is not a "wound"
Call me crazy but I wear gloves when cleaning toilets
Some sink plungers have a collapsible flange hidden inside
"I agree in principle that it's possible to disagree with someone and still be friends, but I don't want to be your friend"
Songbirds in general can be unexpectedly vicious
An unyielding deference to the corporate machine might stop someone from doing that, if they were afflicted with such a curse
I'm not saying you should sign up, interview, get the job, and then ghost them. That's NOT what I'm telling you to do.
Where I'm from, we have access to sharp american cheese. It slaps.
Pointing to kraft singles and insisting that "american cheese bad" is like pointing to Little Caesars and insisting that pizza is a lousy food.