CurlyMoustache

I'm not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.

Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There's just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.

I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting

It's all fun and games until the cameras come out during threesomes

You been at it for 20 years? I think you need some lube, mate

I've had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here

I guess there was no scrolling on your phone while you sat there

Yet...

Why wouldn't it be funny?

Seems legit

My man Moses, the Big M, would be a tad bit upser

With Jimmy Carr's laugh

"The roof's gone"

"How can you tell?"

"On the account it is not there anymore, and I can feel the rain"

"Oh, ok..."

First time I went to the US as an adult, I was shocked. When I stopped at a gas station to fill up the rental car, I noticed they sold beer at the gas station. And it was on sale. My norwegian mind almost exploded