CurlyChopz

joined 2 years ago
[–] CurlyChopz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Close enough, welcome back Australia

[–] CurlyChopz 83 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

On one hand, I don't think Elon could actually "hack" a voting machine.

On the other, he did basically just pay people to vote for ~~him~~ trump, so maybe he had other, more heavy handed methods...

[–] CurlyChopz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly don't think the fediverse will ever take off - and that's a good thing. If it was to get too mainstream, eventually it would need to be standardised and controllerd to accommodate the average person, which would defeat the point of the fediverse as a whole. Imagine if everyone started using Linux as their daily driver tomorrow; a lot would be fixed, but a lot of the original identity would be broken

[–] CurlyChopz 5 points 2 years ago

It's actually called "Le Nux" but it had to be changed so it wasn't too controversial for the rest of the world

[–] CurlyChopz 1 points 2 years ago

Ever heard of "Samsung"

[–] CurlyChopz 2 points 2 years ago

You think you're hot shit do you?

[–] CurlyChopz 2 points 2 years ago

Fetch results for "en dupent"

[–] CurlyChopz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you never heard of black pudding or bludwurst?

[–] CurlyChopz 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good morning, sir, how may I help?

Why hello there, my partner has sustained a sting from the insect Vespula vulgaris and as a consequence is experiencing severe swelling in her genital area.

Oh, how awful!

(Mishearing the gentleman as saying "perform anal sex with your partner) thank you for your advice, the idea had not crossed my mind!

[–] CurlyChopz 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)