CurlyChopz

joined 1 year ago
[–] CurlyChopz 5 points 1 year ago

It's actually called "Le Nux" but it had to be changed so it wasn't too controversial for the rest of the world

[–] CurlyChopz 1 points 1 year ago

Ever heard of "Samsung"

[–] CurlyChopz 2 points 1 year ago

You think you're hot shit do you?

[–] CurlyChopz 2 points 1 year ago

Fetch results for "en dupent"

[–] CurlyChopz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you never heard of black pudding or bludwurst?

[–] CurlyChopz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good morning, sir, how may I help?

Why hello there, my partner has sustained a sting from the insect Vespula vulgaris and as a consequence is experiencing severe swelling in her genital area.

Oh, how awful!

(Mishearing the gentleman as saying "perform anal sex with your partner) thank you for your advice, the idea had not crossed my mind!

[–] CurlyChopz 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)