I stay as long as possible because I don't want to go home to my abusive wife.
Sometimes I can't sleep on Sundays because I'm so excited to go to work the next day.
Copythis
joined 1 year ago
California is coming to arrest you!
When does the narwhal bacon?
Anybody??
I'm so excited to hear about how the big scary democrats caused this. /s
I work on photocopiers. Some people will lie to dispatch to get me out faster.
I can always tell you're lying 100% of the time. The copier tells me what happened, and I can remote into the copier before I even show up (which is helpful because I can bring parts I might need). But I'll never say anything. I just want the customer to be happy.
Edit: I'm talking about office and light production copiers.
Mine is 18, do I get a cookie?
Just become republican!
All of a sudden, everything bad is a hoax.
Problem solved.
Wow. I completely forgot about that, and that brings up some old deep memories.
That makes way more sense than what I said!
I don't want to get old :'(
It looks like they're hitting. The. Space. Key. Twice on their phone.
After doing that just now I could see how somebody with tremors could pull this off.
I am a cis male. I am so freaking jealous you guys can do that! I grow thin little stragglers. They're red too, which is weird because I have brown hair.
I need help.