ConstipatedWatson

joined 2 years ago
[–] ConstipatedWatson 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not a nerd, why would you say that?

(nervously scratching my face while looking for any cool and elegant piece for clothing in the closet)

[–] ConstipatedWatson 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Unfortunately, when we sign up to their EULAs we "willingly" give everything up... So technically it ends up being legally theirs 🥺

[–] ConstipatedWatson 2 points 1 year ago

Long live Lemmy!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 3 points 1 year ago

It is indeed an argument as it's intended in logic and math.

An argument, more fully a premise–conclusion argument, is a two-part system composed of premises and conclusion. An argument is valid if and only if its conclusion is a consequence of its premises.

The argument I proposed is indeed valid since it follows from the assumptions (which are that on our Earth there are at least two conflicting religions which talk about hell).

A final curiosity: while OP's assumption is an axiom (we cannot know whether or not the Bible is right (otherwise it wouldn't be an act of faith), but he indeed makes a valid argument from his axiom), the argument I made is based on facts (it is a fact that there are people believing in said conflicting religions, so they exist as a group of believers).

BTW: my comment was supposed to be for fun as a theoretical exercise, and not aimed at debating religions.

[–] ConstipatedWatson 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Your argument relies on the Bible assumed to be right.

I would offer a counter argument which is unconditionally true

Statement: We're all going to some hell.

Proof: there exist at least two conflicting religions with respective hells. Since you cannot be a believer of both simultaneously, you're at least going to one of these two religions's hells. Actually you're going to many more hells...

Either way, you're not going to heaven, since loads of hells are waiting for you (N-1 hells or N hells, depending on whether you believe in some religion and where N is the total number of religions on Earth).

Conclusion: you're going to some hell, dude, so no point in freaking out. Just relax and enjoy your life!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're all being so harsh with him. How could he have known beforehand that his truck is not a surf board?

People need to be free to experience and innovate! If it had turned out it could surf, he'd deserve the Noble prize! Sheesh!

(/s and also, intentional misspelling)

[–] ConstipatedWatson 10 points 1 year ago

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–] ConstipatedWatson 50 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Good guy EMS!

I can't open the Mastodon link yet (not sure why) so I can't yet understand why this would be. Still, awesome if confirmed!

[–] ConstipatedWatson 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good guy EU!

I'm afraid companies are going to charge us even more now, since they must maintain new standards...

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