CobblerScholar

"Out of doubt, out of dark, to the day's rising he rode singing in the sun, sword unsheathing. Hope he rekindled, and in hope ended; over death, over dread, over doom lifted out of loss, out of life, unto long glory."

Rest now King and may your spirit find its way to the halls of your ancestors

Unless you can swallow an extremely dry puck the size of your palm in one bite I think you'd have trouble doing that in the first place

The criticism is that in creating the midichlorians the force became less metaphorical and more literal. Before TPM the reason the Emperor lost wasn't because he had fewer "force points" than Luke or Vader it was because of a grander poetic narrative that some felt was cheapened by having the bigger number go brrrr

To be fair some folks have a false perception that the gas stove is better for some tasks and buying a whole new appliance sucks especially when it's potentially the government forcing you to make the switch.

Same thing happened to Blockbuster, the giants never think their day will come

See now if he went and tried to talked to her and she turned him down that would be a swing and Amish?

Oh it's prejudiced just not against the fuckin defendant

That's how I felt about getting into TTRPGs. I'm struggling to DM from published material and then I watch Matt Mercer assemble a world piece by piece from just his mind. Feels kinda intimidating but I keep reminding myself of the time gap of experience and realize that I can be that cool too given a little time

Either that or because the universe is truly random sometimes and our brains are weird cool stuff happens

Can'o'baked beans Bag'o'hotdogs cut up Bag'o'cheese shredded

Throw in bowl in that order and bake 20 minutes

Voila

Ever wonder where the phrase "government cheese" comes from?

Help the Onion is leaking into reality again