I don't how metal this really is; i can read those.
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There's a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I've ever had, fast food or otherwise.
Oof. You're fucking pathetic.
Holy shit, you're the voice of America? You've got some fucking splaining to do, then.
Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.
Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?
Big ol' (X).
My hair is a frog. Your argument is invalid.
"Fuckin' fascist!"
Having worked in entertainment, i gotta say a lot of the sound guys I've worked with low-key deserve a good sternum punch. Not all of them, but there's enough douchebags to make this a happy fantasy.
Obligatory industry joke: why does thunder come after lightning?
Because even God has to wait for the sound guy.
I don't know what the gorram frak you're talking about.
This fuckin' thumbnail has been staring out from my recommendations for like a week. Now, it's starting to follow me.