Chickenstalker

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[–] Chickenstalker 7 points 4 months ago

Nah. Hitler would be an oven.

[–] Chickenstalker -2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

How could they run a space station without a lifeboat (Spare re-entry capsule)? This is a major oversight and should be corrected. Or are they waiting for the Titanic moment first?

[–] Chickenstalker 38 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Simply run the debate but with Kamala talking to a Trump cardboard cut out.

[–] Chickenstalker 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The victim can and probably sue them in the civil courts for damages.

[–] Chickenstalker 18 points 4 months ago

Do eeeitttt. Russia is already invaded by Ukraine with no direct participation of NATO. Let's see how they do against actual NATO planes, tanks, ships and soldiers.

[–] Chickenstalker 8 points 4 months ago

You imply that there is some sort of Solar Empire enforcing this. What will happen is the colonies will eventually come up with their own calendars and time system that reflects their own planet's rotation, seasons and diurnal cycle. This is the human way and is inevitable.

[–] Chickenstalker 24 points 4 months ago

Tomatoes are South American. Ban tomatoes in Monfalcone.

[–] Chickenstalker 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It might replace the dumb AI we see in strategy games. You know, the one that suddenly nukes your cities after signing a peace treaty.

[–] Chickenstalker 17 points 4 months ago

Think of it as seeing rats abandoning a sinking vessel.

[–] Chickenstalker 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Very rich (hah) for a guy who uses government funds to build his explodey space rockets.

[–] Chickenstalker 9 points 4 months ago

Kek. I'm reminded of when the Russian FSB supposedly caught Western spies in Russia. Among the incriminating evidence were several pirated copies of The Sims game. Presumably, the FSB goons were told to plant phone simcards at the scene but they misunderstood it to mean the PC game. As such, I am conjecturing that this billboard was designed by inept Russian or Indian online operatives.

[–] Chickenstalker 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think everyone, OP included need to step back and realize that Star Wars is a corporate product, not a philosophy/religion/political way of life. (Yes, yes, I know about muh Jedi religion). From the first movie, Lucas had toy sales in mind even before the movie was completed. The "world building" was designed to maximize the number of toy action figures and vehicles. Ironically, one of the reasons Disney has failed with SW is that they neglected the toy designs. There is no need to do free advertising for Disney or become their evangelical missionaries.

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