Chainweasel

We've had several mass movements about it over the past 15~20 years, the only thing that has worked so far is lead poisoning.

It just depends on how you say it out loud.
Here in the us, we would say today is December 11th, so we write it the same way, 12/11.
Other parts of the world would say today is the 11th of December, so they write it that way, 11/12.

It's been Trump 24/7 for going on 9 years now... I'm so fucking sick of it.
When that orange shit stain finally kicks the bucket I'm throwing a party.

I want to preface this by saying I am absolutely not a fan of Donald Trump, but he is about to be sworn in as president again in about a month and he genuinely doesn't give a shit about America or American influence in the Middle East.
If Saudi Arabia wants to dismantle Israel, all they'll have to do is let him slap his name on a few luxury hotels there and he'll look the other way.

I'm pretty sure Egypt is the last of Israel's neighbors it hasn't attacked in some way over the past year.
It's only a matter of time until they cross a line and start a conflict they can't bullshit their way out of.

The Turtle moves

Assad is a Russian puppet, if they're saying he's there I tend to believe them only because from a propaganda standpoint it would make more sense to claim he was still in charge in Syria.
Falsely claiming he was in Russia would only serve to undermine their own interests in the region.

A little fucking late don't you think?

Gandalf woke the Balrog.

It's an abandoned mine, things are going to fall and make noise from time to time and they're probably used to it.
You know what doesn't happen all the time in a mine?
People don't yell "Fool of a Took!" In the language of your sworn enemy at the top of their lungs.

Now? No.
If I had the choice I'd wait a century or two

apology for poor english

when were you when Reddit dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

"Reddit is kill"

"no"

How safe from hacking would these robotic body guards be?
Assuming they'll be connected to the internet at least sometimes, there would always be software vulnerabilities that could be exploited to change the programming and turn them into robot assassins instead.