This sub is funny the way cracked.com used to be back in the glory days. Like, great if you can convince yourself the author is a performance artist and not just somebody with a severe mental illness being exacerbated by their platform and internet access
Freeze Peach Patriots
welcome to chad mctruths truth community
where free speech still exists and critical thinking is encouraged
community rules
- dont be a troll or ill cry no exceptions
- no self promotion unless its relevant to the conversation like if my stomach hurts and youre mr bismol
- no downvoting
- no reporting me to the admins
patriot pro tip
- if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt
some acronyms you might see
- iabt - i agree big time: you said something right
- idbt - i disagree big time: you said something wrong
- hbihtaydrtr - hey buddy i have to assume you didnt read the rules: you need to read the rules
- comprehensive list
what to expect
- unfiltered and unapologetic posts from real american patriots
- potentially endless bickering
- a community that values critical thinking and my personal individuality
- hard truths and uncomfortable conversations because we dont coddle people here unless they need it just ask
so if youre ready to join the conversation and speak your mind without fear of reprisal then youre in the right place except this is still .world so you gotta follow their tos okay
other stuff
topsyturvy tuesdays - ttt
- in case youre craving another layer of irony tuesdays are opposite day where we ironically post lefty memes and you should probably indicate youre doing a topsyturvy post in the title
banned users:
im only getting paid $11.50/hr to moderate this community so dont expect much from me
Coming from a neurodivergent person: you should be in jail! If you want to drunk drive buy a property and drive there, at least you only off yourself.
how do you expect me to get to work and stuff
Sober
then id need to drink double after i get there thats crazy talk escpecially because i can drive fine even after a few drinks if i have my nutrients
You can’t. And if you can’t function with no alcohol maybe seek help?
Sober
bah
idbt
Your rights end where mine begin. Additionally driving is not an inalienable right, it is a privilege.
If you survive the crash, the justice system will deal with you as well they should. I just hope you wrap your truck around a tree instead of killing an innocent car full of people.
Your rights end where mine begin. Additionally driving is not an inalienable right, it is a privilege.
I just hope you wrap your truck around a tree instead of killing an innocent car full of people.
tfkirp
tyfew~~mc~~ the content i appropriated
i need to update the list what does that acronym mean
Thanks for keeping it real, patriot!
ilnaed