Catma

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[–] Catma 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are there odds this guy flips to being an R if he wins the general?

[–] Catma 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Trump is the larger of the two, why shouldn't he simply eat the baby?

[–] Catma 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I am like 80% sure Sinema or Manchin would wring their hands saying we cant do that and stop the whole process.

[–] Catma 11 points 5 months ago

This is somehow worse

[–] Catma 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Trump and every conservative mouth piece is going to bring this up constantly until the election. Example 1

[–] Catma 3 points 5 months ago

Jones is already pivoting to have all his income come through his Dad's company. Info wars probably closes. Either his Dad or Tucker pick him up for a new show that pays him minimum wage but covers his living expenses because he thinks that will screw over the Sandy Hook families.

Overall i think we go maybe a month without Jones. We never hear from Owen, Chase, or Harrison again.

Look I just want the painting show Jones promised when he tried to start up a podcast. I need Jones in the Bob Ross role telling me how to paint the future God shared with me over chicken fried steak.

They will have plenty to cover for as long as they want i think.

[–] Catma 11 points 6 months ago

No. It doesnt matter when or how he dies its going to be thought to have been the deep state. I mean some of these people believee JFK and JFK Jr are still alive and will come back to rally for Trump.

We are doomed

[–] Catma 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kissinger lived to be like 100. This motherfucker is gonna be around another 20 years. Spite and hate make you age horridly but you somehow survive off of it way longer than anyone expects.

[–] Catma 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Its a bet a lot of people are making. If Trump wins the shares of this stock are probably going to the moon to borrow a phrase. Truth social will be where the President of the US is. Users/advertisers will move there initially I think, until they realize it is somehow worse than Twitter. It will also be, and probably already is, a way to subvert campaign finance laws and donate "directly" to Trump.

The price is artificially high becuase of people making this bet. If Trump loses this goes the way of Trump steaks, Trump vodka, Trump University, etc. If he wins, these people may literally make money hand over fist.

[–] Catma 69 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Databases of gun owners? "DoNt ImPeDe On My FrEeDom"

Database of pregnant women? "Great idea"

[–] Catma 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Alex thinks he is fighting the literal christian devil. Like there is no way to deal with that other than violence.

Also hello fellow wonk

[–] Catma 36 points 8 months ago

I wish I had this amount of confidence in my fellow man. I fear this election is going to be just as close as the last two and it will be a coin flip in the end.

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