CaptainPedantic

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[–] CaptainPedantic 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Elephant getting drunk bit is a bit sus

They'd have to eat a massive amount to get drunk.

[–] CaptainPedantic 67 points 1 month ago (15 children)

One of my professors wrote the textbook we were using. Before the first day of class, he sent out a greeting email. Attached to that email was a .PDF of the textbook. Hell yeah.

[–] CaptainPedantic 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bounced on my boy's dick to this all day! Big money!

[–] CaptainPedantic -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ground control noticed helium leaks and the spacecraft had a cluster of thrusters fail. That's not almost dying in a horrific way.

[–] CaptainPedantic 4 points 1 month ago
[–] CaptainPedantic 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I thought it was the four speed that was the biggest problem, but I guess both were bad. I have one in a 2000 Accord V6. The damn transmission doesn't have a fucking filter. No wonder they crap out.

You're right about it being an otherwise great vehicle. The third row seats in the Honda are comfier than the middle row of a Ford Freestar van.

[–] CaptainPedantic 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's real wheel drive, supercharged, and mid-engined?

This glorious machine!

[–] CaptainPedantic 2 points 1 month ago

Get a dish towel wet and use that to swat at the fly. The weight of the water and the extra length of the towel let's you get it going faster than the fly can react.

[–] CaptainPedantic 0 points 1 month ago

Put one foot in front of the other And soon you’ll be walking cross the floor Put one foot in front of the other And soon you’ll be walking out the door

Sorry. That's the best advice I can give

[–] CaptainPedantic 48 points 1 month ago

172 million in shares

Lol. The combined market cap of those 5 companies is over a trillion dollars. So they own a combined 0.01% of those companies. Whooptie fucking doo

[–] CaptainPedantic 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It has nothing to do with disliking learning. Trying to learn and use a system of measurement without being immersed in it is really hard. For years, I've set all my temperature measurements on my phone and thermometers to Celsius, but because I'm surrounded by people and systems that don't use metric, I have to convert back and forth between the two. It's a lot of mental effort for basically no gain.

Every day, customary speed and distance units and my intuitive understanding of them are reinforced when driving and seeing street signs. I know how long a kilometer is, but if you say "My brother lives 45 kilometers away", I'd have a difficult time truly understanding that. I wouldn't be able to estimate how long it would take to drive there, for example.

Another issue is cost. In my job, it would take weeks or months to update all of the documentation and code to metric. Then customers would have to approve of all those changes. A whole bunch of machinery still uses customary units too, so they would have to be replaced or updated.

I say all of this as a metric lover and evangelist. It's not trivial to convert an entire massive country to metric. Countries that have converted already should be hugely proud of themselves for accomplishing a difficult task.

[–] CaptainPedantic 4 points 1 month ago

The Ghost of the Kamchatka is never far away!

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