CaptainMcMonkey

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[–] CaptainMcMonkey 101 points 10 months ago

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 5 points 10 months ago

Krogan Catboy

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you! You’ve answered a question I never really knew how to ask. I hope you have a really nice day.

Edit: Also threw an upvote towards AFKBRBChocolate. Credit to whom credit is due.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I don’t know if there is a specific word for it, but I think I know what you mean.

I was driving in traffic on a major interstate recently, and glanced out the window. I was struck by how many cars there were.

I kinda came to an overwhelming realization that each of these cars contained people with lives and hopes and dreams. They had all had years of life and memories leading up to them being behind the wheel in the car next to me. Most would have years to live in the future. There where cumulative millenia of experiences I’d never bear witness to.

I was just a small part, a single glance in their day; a day where they in turn would see thousands more.

Like stepping one too many times off the top of a dark staircase, there was an odd sense of… vertigo? Or, if you’re walking in murky water, and it drops off into sudden depth. There’s a short flash of panic at the sudden moreness of it, and you shake yourself, readjust, and go on with your day.

Maybe the phrase “existential crises” might apply somehow?

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 7 points 10 months ago

Depends. He is indestructible and, as far as I know, not a renowned chef. Cooking with ingredients that you actually put in food should be totally safe for him.

He might be able to find some kind of exotic alien substance that could cause some physical pain, but at that point, is he really cooking? Or just adding something painful to food?

Sidenote, he could probably find some kind of kryptonite that would disable his powers for a meal.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 7 points 10 months ago

All beverages are now required to be Diet New Coke served exclusively in those tiny cardboard milk cartons.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

-Metric system

-abolish penny

-abolish daylight savings time

-Every month is now five 6-day weeks (More orderly, no Monday)

-Last five days of every year (Six on leap years) Is now a New Year’s festival.

-move august and july to end of year (now September, October, November, December Correspond with their correctly numbered month)

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[–] CaptainMcMonkey 8 points 10 months ago

Personal opinion though: It would be an absurdly expensive way to taint future study of any place we nuke, especially if we want any hope to find any type of life on another planet.

I really hope we find something on Europa or Titan. Both have water and heat, so maybe they’ve got something next to a seafloor vent or something.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We thought about it, but then we signed a treaty or two that cancelled the project.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 3 points 11 months ago

It looks like you think they’re disagreeing with your point, but they are jokingly disagreeing with your scope.

You were like “i think it’s bad and bad and people in charge don’t care that it’s bad”. They were like “i think it’s horrible because the people in charge just want to make it worse.”

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Funny thing is that Sodom and Gomorrah had nothing to do with gay stuff.

Ezekial 16:49

Behold, this was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy.

It was greed and inequality.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Meaning there’s very little actual meat? Or something about odd smells?

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