CaptainBlagbird

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[–] CaptainBlagbird 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] CaptainBlagbird 2 points 5 months ago

Hanging up the phone and realising that I somehow teleported on top of my shelf..

[–] CaptainBlagbird 2 points 6 months ago

Maybe it's wisdom.

Every species that might have grown advanced enough, would have gotten over the point of fighting themselves. So they would be wise enough to have something like the Prime Directive in Star Trek (not interfering with less advanced species' until they reach a certain milestone).

[–] CaptainBlagbird 39 points 6 months ago (7 children)

How else would it be pronounced, how is the anglicised pronunciation?

(Serious question by a non native speaker)

[–] CaptainBlagbird 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gonna ~~steal~~ pirate that

[–] CaptainBlagbird 3 points 6 months ago

🤫 you forgot to type two zero when you listed the original price. And surely you wouldn't want to part with it, at least not for the amount any person would offer. Only corporates might have the amount you would accept, but surely none might be interested in that domain...

[–] CaptainBlagbird 70 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Airport security when you forgot to take off your belt:

[–] CaptainBlagbird 13 points 6 months ago

It tried so hard and grew so far, but in the end it didn't find the right matter.

[–] CaptainBlagbird 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] CaptainBlagbird 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Did you open one up yet? That might give you a clue 🤔

E.g. I don't know exactly how wide the gaps are, but here it looks like small insects could get in. Maybe you have another problem than smoke 🫣

[–] CaptainBlagbird 3 points 6 months ago

No, but I was so close 🤏🏻 to get a hearse

One day...

[–] CaptainBlagbird 5 points 6 months ago

Try "homework"

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