People think i'm crazy when i tell them that. I think it's crazy to get ass blasted by ads. The only time i see an ad is when i'm at someone's home and the tv is running. I'm almost mesmerized by it because of how bad and frequent they appear.
BruceTwarzen
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Influencer was always just a slur to me. I had no idea it's an actual job description or "way of life". Then i dated this girl that told me on our first date that she's thinking about to stop buying things from influencers. To me it was like saying: man, maybe i'll stop sending money to these kenyan princes.
It's not an american jail
They find a medium
So they can store them and fix them right in the company. Sounds like a time saver.
I'm pretty sure they know they will never be able to "fix" the car, so they just hope that people give up.
I watched a video of a random streamer who ranted a bit about the elections. He had some great points, and he was basically saying what most people are thinking. He talked about voting and the people that refused to vote. He then added: how can you become president as a criminal but you are not able to vote as a criminal. And then continues with, he agrees that criminals shouldn't be able to vote, because they are criminals with bad intentions. Fucker, the system is designed that most people ARE criminals. You can go to jail because a copper doesn't like your face.
If i ever wan tto know what Natalie Portman ate for breakfast, i'll walk into the ocean
I never cared for team sports at all. I rather went to concerts and stuff like that. A friend told me that you have to see it live, it's so much better. So he took me to a soccerball match. I thought: this is kind of cool, kinda like a festival, people buy merchandise and scatter around, random way too drunk people, all that jazz. Then the game started nd they introduced the players one by one. The home team, so "our" team was first. The fans yelled their names. Then the other team, Ireland was next. The commentators said their first name and the whole stadium yelled "hurensohn" (son of a bitch). I was like: okay, cringe, but everyone around me padded themselves on the back because how funny it was. It never got better, the game was boring as fuck and the fans were obnoxious as hell, calling every other player gay or a removed or whatever weirdo thing. I had to separate from the group and just wandered around. I met some irish guys and they were super cool, so i just hung out with them on their side for the rest of the game. It was better, but still boring and a super cringefest.
A few years later i won tickets to the spengler cup, and i didn't want to go at first, because of my soccerball experience, but fuck it, it was free and i could just leave. Despite not really liking or understanding the sport, it was waaaaaay waaaay better. People were nicer, more respectful abd i had an overall good time.
I mean people also said George W Bush a lot. But that might have been so no one confuses him with his incompetent father.
Oh god, i only once worked in a company large enough where it felt like there were more middle managers than actual workers. The middle manger that was assigned to my team suddenly got sick. Like cancer sick and he basically stopped working within a week. They panicked, because there was no one to replace her. Some guy that i have never seen before told us that we just have to hang in there for 2 weeks or so until they found a replacement. They never found a replacement and i think they just forgot, because nothing has changed about our job, we did the same amount of work and everything. Legitimately the only difference was that they had one less paycheck to pay.