BrokenGlepnir

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[–] BrokenGlepnir 20 points 3 months ago

It also hadn't been cleaned out in a long time. I think they were supposed to do it yearly, but they hadn't done it in five.

[–] BrokenGlepnir 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins... I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.

[–] BrokenGlepnir 2 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I know. I'm just annoyed that no news source has backed up this claim with the actual law that supposedly exempts him.

[–] BrokenGlepnir 6 points 3 months ago (8 children)

The thing is, which law? I can't find it. Florida's website redirects to their constitution and their constitution. Doesn't. Say. That.

It doesn't carve out that exception, and there would need to be a law that automatically reinstated him instead of just never removing him. Because a law that doesn't remove him, violates their constitution.

[–] BrokenGlepnir 22 points 3 months ago

He should have been convicted at the second impeachment trial, but McConnell made up another rule that never existed before.

[–] BrokenGlepnir 4 points 3 months ago

Did he run this by his lawyer? Or any lawyer? Maybe his dog?

[–] BrokenGlepnir 6 points 3 months ago

They forgot that "he's not hurting the right people". I wonder if that woman remembers she said that.

[–] BrokenGlepnir 1 points 3 months ago

I wad thinking of air force one when I heard this

[–] BrokenGlepnir 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm always paranoid that they will try to throw out my early vote in some way.

[–] BrokenGlepnir 39 points 3 months ago

Elon wants to be taken back to the island

[–] BrokenGlepnir 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean it was up in the sky about a month ago. The last time it was visible was apparently in ancient Egypt. If you missed it, to bad. The news said it wouldn't be visible again until he gets a prostate exam in over a thousand years

[–] BrokenGlepnir 5 points 3 months ago

The ven diagram of people who view their political identity as "gamer" and the people who hold the thickness of Tracer's ass as a key issue are very much a circle.

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