BenFranklinsDick

joined 8 months ago
[–] BenFranklinsDick 8 points 4 months ago

Fully clothed in the batsuit btw.

After shooting Christian Bale had trench foot on his entire body but refused medical treatment, claiming "The real Batman wouldn't view trench foot as a villain."

[–] BenFranklinsDick 7 points 4 months ago

The ballistic fist is still one of the most satisfying weapons in all of gaming, and you can't convince me otherwise.

Punching someone to fire shotgun shells point blank into their face will never get old.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 3 points 4 months ago

Bahahaha maybe lead with that next time.

You know what the answer is.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 59 points 4 months ago (16 children)

John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn't believe me.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 4 points 4 months ago
[–] BenFranklinsDick 1 points 4 months ago

TL;DR: The company responsible for it no longer exists, and nobody actually got hurt. Article should be using past tense in the title.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 5 points 4 months ago

Pen Pen and Ms. Frizzle would get along well.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 9 points 4 months ago

Note: I am the friend.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pablo Sanchez was fucking juicing as a child and you can't prove me wrong. Motherfucker was sending balls into orbit.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 3 points 4 months ago

Gallavants legit feels like a propaganda film about NOT following your dreams and that the nail that sticks out gets the hammer.

My grandma tried to gaslight me into thinking it was my favorite movie as a kid, but I always hated it.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 3 points 4 months ago

Came here for this

[–] BenFranklinsDick 8 points 5 months ago

You're not my real dad

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