Beastlygr

When I was like 12, I thought chain wallets were the shit. Unfortunately my parents wouldn’t let me have one. I ended up hooking a bunch of Disney keychains together and wore that as my chain wallet. This was often worn with my favorite sleeveless neon green shirt and my lucky black and white checkered shorts.

Isn’t all gardening plant-based?

When you drive an Uber in America.

I prefer “revenge procrastination bedtime”. I need to get back at that shitty day I just had.

We need more naked men on our coins. I’d start carrying change.

This is the plot to the Paw Patrol movie.

Thanks for being a racist piece of shit in public, so everyone knows you’re a racist piece of shit. Now fuck off.

I had stage 2 where the nitrogen bubbles traveled to the brain. Since I was not diagnosed right away they believe proteins started to form around the bubble. So after multiple “trips” in the hyperbaric chamber I was still experiencing negative symptoms.

Not the pain but the psychological and personality changes lead to it.

Kinda funny, but I left the church after I got decompression sickness from scuba diving.

Is there an option , without getting thrown in jail, where my tax dollars aren’t used to kill brown children across the globe?

You don’t?