Beardsley

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[–] Beardsley 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I fully realize how worthless a conversation this is, but it's funny to see you reach for any reason to remain hateful.

People that acted as Batman at one time or another who were not Bruce Wayne:

Dick Grayson, Terry McGinnis, Damian Wayne (Bruce's son), Azrael (thanks Zoolander, you really are more than really really good looking)

People that acted as Superman at one time or another who were not Clark kent:

Zod (fun one), Harvey Dent (really though), Kal Kent, Lex Luther (another fun one), Jon Kent, Conner Kent, Val-zod, Kenan Kong, Kal-el, Calvin Ellis

People who acted as Iron Man, who were not Tony Stark:

Weasel Willis, Mary Jane Watson, Ultron, Iron Lad, Pepper Potts, Norman Osborn, James Rhodes,

People who acted as Captain America who were not Steve Rogers:

Bucky Barnes, Danielle Cage, Sam Wilson, Misty Knight, John Walker, Peggy Carter,

I feel like that's good enough. You think you got me with 007, but that's based off of novels and not comics/sci-fi. And either way, clearly you're ignorant to how fictional media functions, specifically relating to comic super-heroes.

[–] Beardsley 14 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Why are you playing dumb? That's how franchises work, thats how comics work, they switch actors and characters all the time. You pissed at Dr. Who? What about Batman? Some of those movies completely rework the character/backstory.

This happens all. the. time. without much worry at all. The only difference this time is that a minority group is getting the spotlight for like five fucking minutes while a bunch of idiots whine about it.

[–] Beardsley 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Also, you know what's really fucked up? Spider Man is American by cannon. Can you fucking believe they used an English actor for the current franchise?

WHO WILL PROTECT THE CANNON?!

[–] Beardsley 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

You do realize Peter Parker and Miles Morales are different people, right? So that really just leaves you with the argument that you're mad because the focus has been shifted to a black character.

Next you'll tell me you're mad that Gwen Stacy has blonde hair lmao.

[–] Beardsley 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (23 children)

Right? Cause white people are super fucking under-represented... /s

Look at yourself, Bud, and try to get a grip.

[–] Beardsley 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah thanks, I fixeded. it

[–] Beardsley 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

Yeah I'm with you here, but like we have a lot less fewer plagues.

[–] Beardsley 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It's like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all...

[–] Beardsley 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was driving home one night around 2am, I had just picked up an ounce and it was sitting in my trunk. I was about three blocks from home when I saw the flashing lights and was pulled over. I'm not proud to admit, and I've made it a point not to do it anymore, but I was extremely fucking baked at the time.

So the cop walks up to me and asks if I know why he pulled me over. I was sweating fucking bullets, but I just kept a real calm demeanor, "No, officer, unfortunately I am unaware of my infraction." Well as it turns out, I had a light out on my back left. I showed him the replacement bulbs I bought that day (two weeks ago in actuality) and told him I was planning on taking care of it the next morning.

Gave me a verbal warning and sent me on my way.... probably should have gone to jail that night, but I couldn't believe I made it through without seeming stoned as fuck.

[–] Beardsley 7 points 1 year ago

The irony though lmao

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