BambiDiego

joined 1 year ago
[–] BambiDiego 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was The God of paper hair

[–] BambiDiego 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Mmm, love me some DP, especially from my blower.

It's gas powered.

[–] BambiDiego 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It even comes with a built-in flash to show you did it right!

[–] BambiDiego 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's also:

Brain: Okay, time to do things!

Body: Ehh.... Later, let's just lay here and have anxiety about not doing the things

[–] BambiDiego 6 points 5 months ago

If we don't party, what did the Beastie Boys die for?

[–] BambiDiego 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because when it's plugged in (as it usually is) it lays closer to the wall and needs less clearance.

[–] BambiDiego 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Using a Latin alphabet. Using Germanic pronunciation. Borrowing words from Spanish. Stealing words from French. Changing accent to avoid sounding Gaelic.

I have always loved the analogy that English isn't a language, it's three bilingual children stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat and arguing about bologna.

[–] BambiDiego 9 points 5 months ago

What kind of games do you play?

[–] BambiDiego 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No silly, she was the character Matilda, but I don't remember the movie's name.

[–] BambiDiego 3 points 5 months ago

I don't care about being "nice," I try very hard to be good and sometimes that comes off as "nice," but generally being good improves my life, the life of my loved ones, the life of my community, and sometimes even the world, if only very little.

Evil people can be nice too, is the problem.

[–] BambiDiego 15 points 5 months ago

Generally, smart, insightful adults were once smart, insightful children, just with less practice and experience.

Some kids will absolutely ask very nuanced questions, especially when their entire worldview is shattered, like feeling responsible for the death of someone they loved and never thought about them dying.

[–] BambiDiego 76 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

1st. That's not dominoes, that's whack-a-mole

2nd. Hell yeah, let me grab me mallet

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