Art3sian

joined 2 years ago
[–] Art3sian 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a non-American I can’t understand how Bernie wasn’t voted in decades ago.

[–] Art3sian 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

People should also be aware of the growing number of alternative mental therapists popping up everywhere due to the shortage in actual psychologists.

They are nothing more than life coaches with a six-month certificate in whatever-the-fuck, most of which are disguised as Masters qualifications from wherever-the-fuck.

[–] Art3sian 13 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Found the graphic designer who’s worried about his career.

[–] Art3sian 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Art3sian 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I’m an Aussie and took on my first management role in 2011. In 2012 I was voted best manager of the year and my employer rewarded me with an all-expenses paid trip to America for two weeks to visit San Diego, L.A, and Las Vegas.

Then in the same job in 2017 I entered my business into a national sales competition and amongst 400-something businesses nationwide, I won it. The prize was an all-expenses paid trip for two weeks to Texas, Kentucky, and Indiana, and they sent me.

This year; new job, two weeks in, my boss tells me the company want to start sending management to the U.S for integration, so as the first employee to ever go in the company’s 40-year history I was sent all-expenses paid to New York.

Three trips to America, three completely different, blindside reasons. Six states - east, west, south and mid.

[–] Art3sian 7 points 1 year ago

Can U down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat?

[–] Art3sian 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t get lip filler. It’s easily the most laughed-at-behind-people’s-backs beauty treatment.

[–] Art3sian 13 points 1 year ago

Pol Pot and probably OP’s ex.

[–] Art3sian 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think what most people are forgetting is that this dude’s wealth is $250,000,000,000. If you counted one dollar of his money every second it would take you 8,000 years to count it all.

He could retire tomorrow, sell everything, throw his cash in a term deposit and literally make $60,000 a day in interest or $30M a year.

He doesn’t have to give a shit about any consequence of anything, ever. He can bankrupt 100 businesses, get sued 1000 times, buy a chain of small islands, and still be filthy rich enough to retire on an armada of super yachts with unlimited coke and super models, while still launching rockets into space for shits and gigs until he’s 100.

[–] Art3sian 3 points 1 year ago

Your mumma’s so fat she makes El Niño act weirdly.

[–] Art3sian 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What’s your mum doing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Zing

[–] Art3sian 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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