Art3sian

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[–] Art3sian 15 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Stupid question: what the shit do you do with your 15 years of communication history if your email provider falls off a cliff?

[–] Art3sian 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well I can’t see at night so cry about it, bugs.

[–] Art3sian 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He’s still worth $200B.

Spending $44B? $88B? $100B. Doesn’t matter. The dude never, ever has to think about money again. If he lives to 85 and doesn’t earn another cent between now and then, he can splash 6 billion dollars a year every year until he dies.

To give you some understanding of that kind of money, he could roughly buy two Lamborghini Diablos every single day for the rest of his life.

[–] Art3sian 5 points 11 months ago

I’m pretty sure Madame Tussauds claim to fame is its anatomically correct dimensions of its statues.

[–] Art3sian 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I’m exactly 6’1”, measured barefoot against a wall. I’ve been the same height forever.

I stood next to a Madame Tussauds wax replica of Trump in Amsterdam and I was easily 2 inches taller than it. I was wearing Connies. It was in lifted healed boots.

There is no way Trump is 6’3” as he claims. None. On his best day, barefoot, the dude is scraping 6 feet but I’d bet my last dollar he’s closer to 5’11”.

[–] Art3sian 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

So, Harry is next in line, right?

/s

I’m just fucking.

[–] Art3sian 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

In high school I pierced the webbing of my left hand between my thumb and forefinger with a stud to look cool.

I hit nerves and destroyed the muscles in that part of my hand. It’s my dominant hand and still works okay, but I had to learn to do a few things with my right hand afterwards due to issues with lack of strength. Like, I can’t open jars and shit now with my shitty hand.

[–] Art3sian 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I pacifically told you!!!!

[–] Art3sian 1 points 11 months ago

Not necessarily. It depends how it’s mined. Lilac is partnered up with Lake Resources and have a proven, patented, and tested tech of ion-exchange instead of hard rock mining.

= no digging and recycled water use (no evaporation).

[–] Art3sian 2 points 11 months ago

Kids are about the only thing Italians can beat in a fight.

Amirite?

[–] Art3sian 68 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

“You owe damages of $3M, Mr. Trump.”

“Well, she’s a nasty person.”

“You now owe $3.2M.”

“And a liar.”

“$3.5M.”

“She’s not even…”

“$4M.”

“This is horse…”

“$4.2M.”

“But I…”

“$4.8M.”

“You’re a nasty person, too.”

“$5M, Mr. Trump, plus you’re now in contempt of court. I can do this all day.”

 
 
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Australian rules footballer Heather Anderson, who died in November 2022 aged 28, found to have chronic traumatic encephalopathy.

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I just walked into a store and bought a pair of socks. And before I could pay I was asked for:

• Full name

• Address

• Email

• Phone

To buy a $15 pair of fucking socks.

Businesses, stop this shit. Just let me pay and go home. I will never give a solitary shit about your marketing to me, and this drawn out process at the register only makes me never want to come back.

In a world of daily data leaks and cyber attacks, I’m not giving you one piece of true information anyway.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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