Art3sian

joined 2 years ago
[–] Art3sian 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The answer is, they don’t agree and that’s how religion branches off and all these hundreds of denominations come into existence.

I worked in an Anglican school two years ago and it almost happened in my time there. As more kids were coming through with fluid gender, half the clergy were in support, the other half weren’t, so there was talk about splitting up and creating some kind of Anglicanism 2.0.

So, you’ve gotta wonder, if this has been going on for 2,000 years how far off its original tracks is religion today? And people still follow it like it’s God’s word? Even if it was God’s word we’ve proper fucked it a few hundred times times to suit our narrative since.

[–] Art3sian -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (31 children)

I still don’t get how Christianity survived evolution.

Evolution = no Adam and Eve. No Adam and Eve = no Original Sin. No Original Sin = the entire Bible falls apart.

They must have used some serious white-out tape to work around that one.

[–] Art3sian 32 points 1 year ago

Fairytale believers angry that fairytale is changing.

[–] Art3sian 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Bro, you’re yelling at a Lemmy thread about a Twitter post.

She can’t hear you.

[–] Art3sian 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Aussie subtleties of the c-word.

  1. “Silly Cunt” = funny person (endearing)

  2. “Stupid Cunt” = complete idiot (serious)

  3. “Dumb Cunt” = a good mate acting stupid (jovial)

  4. “This Cunt” = referring to a good mate who’s done/said something uniquely odd (jovial)

  5. “Acting like a Cunt” = acting terribly (serious)

  6. “Don’t be a Cunt” = stop acting terribly (serious)

  7. “Bunch of Cunts” = all your good mates (endearing)

  8. “Good Cunt” = the best compliment you can receive (endearing)

  9. “Dog Cunt” = the worst insult you can receive (get ready to fight)

  10. “Shit Cunt” = insult (serious)

  11. “Bit of a Cunt” = insult (jovial)

[–] Art3sian 1 points 1 year ago

For some reason I always pictured Clive Owen for the role of Langdon.

[–] Art3sian 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Di Vinci Code was butchered, and I’m sorry to say it but Hanks was the wrong choice for Robert Langdon.

[–] Art3sian 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You pass butter.

[–] Art3sian 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apple vs. Android isn’t even a conversation here in Australia. No one gives a shit.

[–] Art3sian 25 points 1 year ago (15 children)

India is the world’s biggest source of immigrants.

[–] Art3sian 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I had an ex who would sit next to me on the couch while I was watching TV and start watching social reels and clips on her phone at full volume.

I’d lose my shit and ask her to get her head phones or go into another room. She never understood my issue.

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