Wouldn't they have revoked your license by this point?
Aremel
I can't remember the brand, but the packaging looked like human food except for a very small piece of text in the corner that mentions its dog food.
It tasted like it just needed a little bit of salt or maybe ketchup, but was otherwise pretty good.
I've also knowingly had wet and dry dog food since then, just because i already took the plunge accidentally so how bad could it be?
Again, I can't remember the brands, but dry dog food is alright if you've literally nothing else. I'm sure some seasoning would help. I would recommend wet dog food though only because it's easier to season. Tastes mostly how it smells, just blander.
Triple I as in triple Indie? That's cute as hell, I love it. I'm all for III over AAA.
Do a flip!
Iron Pineapple on YouTube has a series called Steam Dumpster Diving where he reviews Souls-like games in the style that you mention.
It is unfortunately limited to Souls-like games even though he himself admits that his definition of Souls-like is very loose (if there is a parry system and a dodge button, its a souls-like. Bonus points for having a bonfire mechanic). He also reviews new and old games, and I know you specifically mentioned new or upcoming games. He does skew towards newer releases however.
Now THAT is a shower thought.
Everybody knows you go to Thailand for femboys.
It's "of the 28-week gestating infant", not "28 week pregnant woman". The original sentence doesn't make sense.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wololo
Roses are blue
I think hard and fast format rules should come later when you are better able to define what you want based on existing posts. I like the current list of rules you've set forth so far.
Tomorrow