AnonWyo

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

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I wasn't aware Tinder was bought out by Ancestry.com

EDIT: Pardon me. I keep forgetting to edit off the Reddit watermark at the beginning. A dumbass is me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me?

If you can't get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Save big money at My Nards!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.

Source: In my drinking, I've found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I've also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

What about a EWE?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (15 children)

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

 
 
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Jesus is coming!"

I damn well hope so. He's been edging for 2,000 years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.

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