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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a wagon

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Good to hear they’re not going with hydrogen trains (a pointless technology that in all circumstances is outclassed by one of the other options). Though for all but the most lightly trafficked lines, electrification would be the most economical.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

They need to add “as fast as possible” to that, as time is on Russia’s side.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Henny Youngman just called on the ouija board; he wants his comedy routine back.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Hasn’t he also banned abortion and restricted contraception? If so, one can expect there being more seventh sons, and thus more work for the President. Of course, being a libertarian, he can let the free market deal with the werewolf problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Footage from Epstein Island? Some of those girls were apparently very young.

Also, proof that he gave lists of CIA agents to Russia. I’m sure Russia could produce that proof, quite possibly with videos of these American patriots being tortured to death. (Conservative America hasn’t formally decided that treason is OK, it has only decided that “nah-nah-I can’t hear you”.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I wonder whether the October 7 Hamas attack on Israeli civilians, and the connection between Aboriginal and Palestinian causes, did quantifiable damage to the referendum results. Polls have shown that, outside of the inner-city left, Australians side more with Israel than Palestine, perhaps because both Australia and Israel are perceived as Western/vaguely American in a similar way. If so, the left’s rhetoric on Palestine may have doomed it, in the sense that “decolonisation” is associated with the black paragliders of Hamas and massacres of ravers at a doof.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

The good news: your troops come back with combat experience, the first North Koreans to have it since the 1950s

The bad news: your troops come back hooked on internet porn.

You can set up veterans-only porn dispensaries on the national intranet to mitigate that (the state’s hackers can steal it in between emptying Bitcoin wallets for the nuclear programme, or you can set up a domestic porn industry for the military), though what if they are also have become used to freer access to information and speech in general?

The other option, of course, is to make sure nobody comes back alive; like Icelandic racehorses, once your troops leave your pure country, they may never return, lest they contaminate it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Also Australians (where the most economical package of paracetamol/acetaminophen is 200 pills for A$4).

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

Persuading you to vote for their guy, or if you’re disinclined to do so, persuading you to not vote by instilling disgust/outrage (see also: “Genocide Joe”) or just a blackpilled sense of powerlessness.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some of the most knowledgeable people I’ve meet were dirt-poor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Also, Putin owns him. Russian TV broadcasting nude photos of his wife drove that point home: that Trump may fume and rage all he likes, but Russia has enough leverage to ensure that he’ll obey.

Maybe it’s the legendary Pee Tape, and maybe it isn’t. By now, they undoubtedly have an entire laundry list of kompromat that they can pick and choose from.

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