Akasazh

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[–] Akasazh 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uncyclopedia, that's a website that I rarely encounter anymore.

[–] Akasazh 1 points 2 months ago

Thnx. I did channel a bit of criticism, which is readily mistaken for malicious intent nowadays. Internet discussions really suffer from tribalism today.

Thanks again for the insight, though, fascinating but of history!

[–] Akasazh 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok was unaware of that cultural phenomenon

[–] Akasazh 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Only works if the calculator is upside down

[–] Akasazh 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I was born in Victorian Britain and have a very mirthful air about me.

So one day I was going about my merry business, being my jovial self.

When I'm walked a creature that saw what I was about, smiled at me and said 'well aren't you the gayest person I've met all day'.

I'm not sure how to feel tbh

[–] Akasazh 1 points 3 months ago

Mark Rutte has a very faible memory when it comes to uncomfortable facts

[–] Akasazh 1 points 3 months ago

The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor

[–] Akasazh -3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You're not really seeing it, though, your seeing it's distant past

[–] Akasazh 2 points 3 months ago

Well TIL.

Interesting addition is that, in Latin, the name for scabbard is the same as the female reproductive organ. So it could be taken to mean a vagina that makes one immune to bleeding.

[–] Akasazh 14 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I don't know what your dentist is on (he must be high on something) to agree to remove all your teeth at once.

I had all my wisdom teeth pulled and they did that two per side, as otherwise the sedative would relax the tounge muscle, which might cause you to choke. After that I got sent home with a big stack of painkillers (NSAIDS, no opiates).

I'd look for a different dentist tbh, but thats a bit late now.

[–] Akasazh 5 points 5 months ago

Lol funny that there's a circumstances where polluting is an actual argument held over big oil

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