Agamemnon

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[โ€“] Agamemnon 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Well... it's not like the so-called primitive lifeforms have stopped evolving since some of them had success with multicellularity. They'd have a massive head start retrying that.

My guess is, Earth could squeeze another attempt at intelligent life in before the sun crashes the party. No pressure, tho.

[โ€“] Agamemnon 40 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Considering the awesome replicative capabilities of bacteria, 99% killrate is actually pretty shit.

[โ€“] Agamemnon 2 points 2 years ago

Bible literalists: "You must accept jesus into your heart"

Interpreted literally: Summon jesus inside your enemies to telefrag them

[โ€“] Agamemnon 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes! Never discovered ND-parents:

'this is normal, everyone is like this, encountered problems are definitely because of something else unrelated to [insert neurotype]'

[โ€“] Agamemnon 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depending on what [topic] is, prepare yourself for a 30 minute rant that I have prepared several weeks in advance.

[โ€“] Agamemnon 1 points 2 years ago

I'd like to make the point that following the guidelines outlined by cuberule, a stack containing a bread-like substance in between automatically becomes a cake instead.

[โ€“] Agamemnon 3 points 2 years ago

I am not sure if this post doesn't take off, because I marked it NSFW and people are disappointed or because almost nobody has NSFW posts enabled on their end.

[โ€“] Agamemnon 6 points 2 years ago

Just my kind of humor! I thought I had dozens of eligible images saved, but upon further inspection, most are actually either sufficiently dadaistic but without text, or the text is actually just a shitpost, or german. ๐Ÿซค

I'll see if I can edit some into the desired format.

[โ€“] Agamemnon 11 points 2 years ago

I like relativistic baseball

[โ€“] Agamemnon 6 points 2 years ago

Nope, just regular Achean soldiers hiding here, please ignore.

[โ€“] Agamemnon 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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